November 2010
33 posts
Nov 25th
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dj: dad, how do i look?
dan: beautiful.
dj: boys aren't supposed to look beautiful.
dan: damn beautiful.
dj: that's better!
Nov 25th
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Nov 25th
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Watching Roseanne.
blockaleshia: Fucking love this show, even if it was made in 1989. 
Nov 24th
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Day 19- quote from a headstrong female
misskolette: “We are not bodies with souls, We are souls with bodies” ~Roseanne I loved how they named Darlene and Davids little girl Harris (Roseanne and Jackies last names). I also totally loved Miranda and Steve naming their kid Brady.
Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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I need a guy to lay here on the floor and watch...
variegate: S’il vous plait. I totally know the feeling ;)
Nov 24th
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IS THIS THE SINK? AM I SHRINKING?
ivegottheconch:
Nov 24th
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“You know Crystal, I rarely wear eye shadow anymore .. the boys on the job site...”
– Dan Conner (via flapper72905)
Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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I think I'm the only person who loves watching...
this is absolutely not true :)
Nov 22nd
thanks flapper72905
I was listening to the cures lullaby when I opened saw this and it was synced with the beat XD
Nov 21st
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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“Well, you tell Susan Noonan that I saw her mom gettin’ her roots bleached and...”
– Roseanne Conner (via flapper72905)
Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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Nov 16th
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“Geez, Jackie, don’t you have a load of innocent chickens to drop off at the...”
– Roseanne Conner (via flapper72905)
Nov 10th
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“I hate the word housewife; I don’t like the word home-maker either. I want to be...”
– Roseanne (via hippiewitch)
Nov 10th
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“Hey! You were sitting in a porta-crapper that got nailed by a wrecking ball and...”
– Darlene Conner (via flapper72905)
Nov 8th
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On glass of wine #4 and Roseanne is on TV Land
huffandstuff: Yeah I’m not getting to bed anytime soon… sounds like a perfect evening :)
Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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Leon: What if I am not even really gay?
Roseanne: You couldn't be any gayer if your name was Gay Gayerson.
Leon: Oh yeah! Well you just think about it, young lady. Hmm? I hate to shop! Huh, I am absolutely insensitive. I detest Barbara Streisand. And for God's sake I'm a Republican!
Roseanne: But do you like having sex with men?
Leon: Well it's...
Roseanne: GAY!
Nov 4th
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Nov 4th
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“So … do you want to go and get dressed or do you want to go straight to Hell?”
– Roseanne Conner (via flapper72905)
Nov 3rd
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Fred: Good. It's not that I mind if you slept with a lot of guys ..
Jackie: Well slept with, that's not what you asked me.
Nov 3rd
cuuunts asked: Omg. How did I not find this tumblr sooner? I've had a terrible day at work and scrolling through this site has put me in such a good mood.
And then you reblogged me.

Feels good man.
Nov 3rd
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ME TOOO!!!!
wotcher-harry: I love Roseanne. John Goodman is the type of man I want to marry. 
Nov 3rd
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Nov 1st
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