Jun 26
“Look I’m just not ready to have coffee with someone. When I’m ready to have coffee with someone, I’ll have coffee with someone.”
“Well you better get ready to have coffee with someone soon, or you’ll end up alone in your room grinding your own beans.”
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Jun 22
Faster paced and much better act than even the original. She never fails to level the audience with her wisecracking domestic goddess material. Women love this act and men can’t help but belly laugh.
From http://www.legendsofcomedy.com/ where you can book your own for your next amazing roseanne party :)
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Jun 21
this is when Dan wanted to be extra fierce but Roseanne got the flu
also when he used a lady shaver
